Wednesday, 26 May 2010

I Had A |Dream

Well, a weird one anyway.

It starts with a haunted house. I have just gone and got a chinese takeaway and run (yes) 4 miles to get it home. I then turn up at this random house which is boarded up. I break in to eat the said food, and decide to sleep in this house (?). I am snuggling down in a bed when 4 aliens pop their heads around the door. I chat away very nicely with them until there is a commotion outside. Doctor Who then comes in, not the new Doctor, the old one...Hmmm...never liked David Tennant...Anyway, I shoot downstairs because I am worried that one of the aliens are snuffling my sweet and sour (ha)and the house starts talking...Now, I think this stems from seeing the Amityville House was being sold but don't quote me,. All of a sudden, my cats show up! I spend ages making sure I have everything including my food and head home....WEIRD! Oh and Miss Hoops ended up with a little Cyberman helmet on with cyber meow.....Hmmm.......

I woke up and was ridiculiously grateful when Miss Hoops gave me a cuddle without trying to upgrade or delete me.

Moral of this story.....Don't eat soft cheese even if it is low fat before bedtime!!!

Wednesday, 12 May 2010


Nah, nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, hey, hey, hey..GOODBYE!

Yes, Gordon Brown has gone! Yippee! David Cameron is Prime Minister and a wave of change has swept the country. The last few days have been fraught with double dealing, rumour and cross wires. Cameron has emerged with dignity and respect and I hope that this is a new beginning. I think a coalition is the way forward and at last labour is out!

Goodbye Mr Brown! Don't let the door of number 10 hit you on the way out.

Thursday, 6 May 2010


The time has come! Get voting and make that change!

Blue is best!!!!

If only our Labour chap was as good as the one across the pond (sigh) Oh well.

Don't waste that vote!

Wednesday, 5 May 2010


Tomorrow is our general election. Who to vote for? In short;

Vote yellow, get Brown.

I trust that clears it up.

Remember WE did not vote Mr Brown in. He ruined our economy when he was Chancellor. Lets give someone else a go. Lets face it, the country is in a mess but a hung parliament is NOT the answer.


This ends the political broadcast for The No Bollocks Party!!!!!